THE FUNNY STUFF THEY SAY...

JUST WANTED TO REMEMEBER SOME OF THE FUNNY THINGS THE KIDS DO/SAY...

1) THE OTHER DAY KOLBE WROTE A THANK YOU NOTE TO MY UNCLE AND HIS NEW WIFE FOR THE FABULOUS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THEY GAVE HIM THIS YEAR. HE DIDN'T QUITE SPELL HER NAME RIGHT...OR SEPARTE THEM ON THE ENVELOPE...HE WROTE..."GAY TOM"

2) KENNA WAS CONCERNED ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL IN HER CLASS THAT HAD BEEN SICK DURING THE WEEK AND SHE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS...SHE SAID, 'YOU KNOW, MOM...AN ART INFECTION.' I WAS OBVIOUSLY CONFUSED AND SHE CONTINUED....'A CRAFT INFECTION' AND SHE WAITED FOR ME TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I KNEW WHAT SHE WS TALKLING ABOUT. I THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE...AND THEN ASKED HER IF SHE MEANT A 'STAFF INFECTION' WE BOTH GIGGLED AND GIGGLED TO REALIZE THAT SHE MEANT STAFF...NOT CRAFT!

3) I DROPPED ELI OFF AT THE DAYCARE THIS WEEK AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO...HE CRIED AND HUNG ONTO ME. I TRIED TO COMFORT HIM BUT NEEDED TO GET GOING...SO I SERIOUSLY PUT HIM IN THE FARTHEST CORNER, PUT A TOY IN FRONT OF HIM AND RAN FOR IT(I KNOW, NICE!)...HE WAS OBVIOUSLY SCREAMING WHEN I LEFT! WHEN I PICKED HIM UP HE KISSED ME AND THEN SAID...'MOMMY, I MISSED YOU. I CRIED. I CRIED.' AND THEN HE SORT OF PAUSED AND SAID QUESTIONLY, 'AND YOU RUNNED!' LETS HOPE HE FORGETS THAT!!!

4) I ASKED AVERY WHAT SHE WANTED FOR LUNCH AND SHE SAID 'A CORN DOG.' SURE I THOUGHT...AND ELI SAID, 'YEAH...I WANT A HORN DOG!'

I LOVE MY KIDS...THEY KEEP US LAUGHING AND LAUGHING. THEY LOVE TO TEASE AND PLAY...AND I CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT THEM!